Happy goddamn whatever holiday it is today.

We have an extra special treat for you today, and one that won't make you want to murder your family or forever forsake colored eggs.

~Fuzzy

View the comic!

PS. You need the Flash plug-in to view the comic.

So OJ got in a horrible car accident and DIED..... or.... he's busy or something. Anyway, he couldn't get the comic done in time for our midnight deadline. But he's working on it feverishly and you will soon see the final part of the adventures of Fuzzman and Dude O' Justice. In the meantime, I have a tasty treat for you!

Even the noblest of heroes must do mundane day-to-day tasks. The difference though is that for Roger Boring, most of his life is mundane, while we superheroes might spend only 30 seconds a day wiping our asses. The average person gets her 15 minutes of fame at some point in her life, whereas superheroes only get 15 minutes of non-fame, during which they cook their noodles and water their plants.

I had several ideas for the name of today's comic. A few were "Misguided Heroism", "Fighting Non-Crime", and "Action Onomatopoeia". However, no matter how many names I come up with and how funny they are, I always come up with something completely different when I actually post the comic.

So OJ and I both wrote posts today. Read them here.

~Fuzzy

Read the comic!

If you're a clever and humorous writer, check out Fuzzy and OJ's caption contest! Submit your own caption, view the ones already there, and rate them! Do you have what it takes to write a 5-star caption?

And so it concludes. The adventure no doubt continues, but it passes beyond the realm of comic depiction. What happens between OJ and hungpony08?

Penultimate, for those of you who don't read dictionaries for pleasure, doesn't mean the ultimate writing utensil. It means "second to last", as in this is the second to last comic of this story. Also, if this is the first Fuzzy and OJ comic you've ever read, then it likely won't make sense to you. Usually it's our fault if a comic doesn't make any sense, but this time it's your fault.

Today's comic is part three in a story that may have already ended, or one that may never end. It's something in the middle most likely, because we'll get bored with it eventually, but we're not bored with it yet.

I thought I had a brilliant post all set to go, and then I realized that I only had a title, which is only brilliant because it shares a common word with the title of the last comic, suggesting continuation. The comic is part two of a three part series, so that's appropriate. You can safely assume that Part 3 will also share a common word.