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One more day for sketch editions!


Just a reminder: Sketch-edition pre-orders close Friday at 8:00am Mountain (10:00am Eastern, GMT 3:00pm.) It looks like we’ll hit the 1,000 mark pretty close to then, but even if we haven’t you won’t have much time afterwards.

Here’s the sketch edition link.

Teraport Wars Pre-orders Opening Tuesday


We will open worldwide pre-orders for Schlock Mercenary: The Teraport Wars on Tuesday, September 2nd at 8:00am Mountain Time.

The book is $25.00, plus shipping and handling. If you want a numbered, customer-choice sketch edition, it’s $35.00+s&h.

Sketch editions will be available until at least Friday morning at 8:00am, so you have three full days to order one of those. If we haven’t hit 1,000 by then, we’ll keep sketch editions available until we do.

Fastest Convention Appearance Yet


On Friday I delivered the 2:00pm keynote at the Utah Open Source Convention (UTOSC) at Salt Lake Community College. It would have been nice to attend the whole show, but it has been a full, busy week, and this weekend is the family reunion up in Pocatello, Idaho.

So Sandra and I packed all the reunion stuff into the van, loaded the kids, and drove to SLCC. She dropped me off at 1:00pm and took the kids to lunch and to a park. I met some folks, delivered the keynote, and then jumped in the van and headed north at 2:45pm.

3001, and three comics I’ve never pointed you at before…


As long as we’re talking about threes of things, here are three comics whose links I’ve not shared before, but which I believe you’ll enjoy:

Chainsawsuit: Kris Straub hits the essence of cartooning with this new offering. Minimalistic? Yes. Funny? Oh, my.

TheaterHopper: Tom Brazelton takes on movies, and the people who watch them.

3000 again…


I took a chunk of the day off and did some fig-painting. The last four models in my unit of Bog Trog Ambushers got their last coat of paint.

I keep track of the point-count for painted vs unpainted models in my collection using the “Armies of Immoren” tool. Imagine my surprise when I updated the model count, and the point count climbed to exactly 3000.

For the record, 3,000 points’ worth of Warmachine and Hordes models was a lot easier to reach than 3,000 strips was. Still, it’s quite satisfying.

3,000 Strips: No, I Don't Remember All Of Them


Schlock Mercenary: The Teraport Wars

Just last week I was scripting and I used the phrase “revoke metaphor privileges.” It made me giggle, but it sounded familiar. I worried that maybe I was stealing from somebody.

Turns out I’m stealing from me. I decided to run the line anyway. In the linked instance above it’s the punchline. In the upcoming script (three or four weeks out, I forget) it’s the setup for a different punchline.

Teraport Wars Pre-orders opening next week!


 The Teraport Wars,' by Howard TaylerHeads up, everybody. Sandra and I will be opening pre-orders for Schlock Mercenary: The Teraport Wars next week — probably on Tuesday or Wednesday.

Schlock RSS - You Choose


Schlock Loves RSSIt’s been just over a week since we introduced an RSS feed here at Schlock Mercenary. In that time almost 1500 of you have subscribed.

Squishables: I love them


So I’m minding the Blank Label Comics booth at Comic-Con, and this nice young man walks up to me with an octopus…