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No One Likes Themistocles

No One Likes Themistocles

Welcome back, gang. Picking up from where we left off: impractical solutions to impractical problems!

OWLS: Mysterious Mysteries

 Mysterious Mysteries

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The incient ends with some awkward exchanges between the Owl and Mr. Skeleton as the egg is returned. Come back on Tuesday for some Troyish hijinks!

A Return

Hey everyone! I’m back from my vacation and stuff!1 Here is a list, because lists are useful ways of organizing data:

OWLS: A Challenger Approaches

 A Challenger Approaches

Looks like it’s curtains for our heroes! On Friday, we’ll see just how gory the Demon Owl can get.

Unless the story ends differently.

(Without the gore, you know.)

OWLS: Enter the Tangy Tones

 Enter the Tangy Tones

For everyone who isn’t a music major, this is Bird and this is the Duke. I’ll do my best to keep future instances of arcane jazz trivia to a minimum! The gal in the fedora is filling in for Jen while she’s indisposed.

OWLS: Calling The Cavalry

 Calling The Cavalry

Ho, clear the way!

Through fog and through gray,

It’s Maya Tumswagger—

Can she save the day?

(Reply hazy, try again later)

> (Maya’s first appearance)

OWLS: The Beginnening

 The Beginnening

What is the owls’ vile purpose?

Will Mr. Skeleton survive?

Who can repel this feathered menace?

*Shrug*

(Looking for the main story? This post might clarify things.)

A Post about Makin’ it Official

In light of all these Brazil-related delays, I might as well go ahead and make the following announcement:

Chronillogical is on hiatus until August 21st

By that time, Greg will be settled back in town and we’ll be rain’ to keep the story going. Sound good?

“But John. John! Hey!”

Oh, yes. You!

“Yeah, hi. So what’s going on with the site in the meantime?”

Grainy Diagrams

Grainy Diagrams

In the past, Jen briefly considered a career in paleontology.

A Post about Jungles

This morning, I was combing through my inbox—like I do—when I ran across a message from Chronillogical’s very own Mr. Adventure (Greg). And you know what he said? I’ll tell you what he said! He said “I’m going to a jungle lodge for the next 4 days or so, so I probably won’t have internet access until Friday.”

Which means what, exactly: