Goats is celebrating its 1,500th comic strip today with a triple-sized offering featuring the POTUS and his not-so-secret master, Dick Cheney.

Goats Creator Jon Rosenberg says of the milestone: "Just looking at a number that big is freakish and disturbing to me; I begin to ponder all the other things I could have done with that free time, like cure cancer or eat lots of hot dogs. However, I chose to draw comic strips, so I suppose cancer and hot dogs will have to wait a bit."