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9 at Noon on the 10th comes in 6th

These post titles are too much fun to write. I see why newspaper headlines are often so horrible.

I saw the noon showing of 9 today. Fun film, gorgeous visuals, straightforward story, no seizure-inducing shakycam… I had a good time. My summer movie “how much fun I had at the theater” rankings for 2009 now look like this:

1. Star Trek

2. Up

3. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

4. Gamer

5. Inglourious Basterds

6. 9

7. District 9

8. Terminator: Salvation

9. Angels & Demons

10. G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra

—-The Threshold of Disappointment… do not cross!—-

11. Transformers: ROTF

12. Land of the Lost

13. Night at The Museum 2

14. Wolverine

The fact that 9 stands adjacent to the numeral it is rotationally equivalent to in the list above is amusing, mostly because I didn’t plan it that way.

I don’t have much to say about the film. The story is neat, but if it’s supposed to be cautionary and richly symbolic then most of the meanings went over my head. I bet there are fascinating numerological analyses to be had. I’m not that guy, though.

Again, let me caution you about this list: it is hugely subjective and extremely dependent on my frame of mind when I went to the show, so it is in no way an indication of the relative merits of these films. Were I to make a list like that I’d have to re-order things significantly. Gamer and Terminator: Salvation would drop below the threshold and Wolverine would rise above it. Star Trek would drop below Up, and District 9 would rise a few slots.

G.I. Joe  and Transformers: ROTF would stay right about where they are. And they’d fight, because that’s what we’re paying money for.