Must "ET" TV!!!
Submitted by TheDeeMan on January 1, 2007 - 06:56
Starting today at G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures. Straight from the Crab Nebula--It's GAKK TV! All Gakk, all the time whether you like it or not. Hosted by that new sur-reality TV sensation, ugh--Gakk! Providing extraterrestrial entertainment to every man, woman, and child on the face of the earth. Programming that's out of this world. Literally. Now showing: The Invaders from Mars.
Aliens?! Please, one crisis at a time!!!
by TheDeeMan - 02/26/2007 - 07:11
UPDATE! Drama queen Kristen suffers a maneating alien induced psychotic meltdown. While little Sam, Pod Critters hot on his heels, finds himself at a dead end. Literally. G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
U.F--OH,NO!!!
by TheDeeMan - 02/19/2007 - 06:58
UPDATE! With the Xenomia component in tow, little Sam is on the run. But an angry mob on Pod Critters is hot on is heels. G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
One alien invasion kit (batteries NOT included)
by TheDeeMan - 02/12/2007 - 07:20
UPDATE! Gakk suffers an embarassing case of "demonstratus interruptus". And on live TV no less. Oh, somebody is SO fired! And little Sam may just pay with his life. G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
It's the new "Invasion-o-matic" by RonCo.
by TheDeeMan - 02/05/2007 - 06:59
UPDATE! It's the amazing Xenomia P-38 Genetic Space Modulator. The most amazing machine ever created since the George Foreman Grill. It slices, dices, and microwaves unsuspecting civilizations into delicious, fat free extinction quickly, easily, and with little to no clean up. G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
Funny. I don't remember this episode of "ALF".
by TheDeeMan - 01/29/2007 - 06:49
UPDATE! The HoktuuWian army is coming to "ET all they can be" and Gakk is turning it into a live broadcast on is Gakk TV show. The ratings are sure to be out of this world. G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
TV's newest Celeb-"ET"!!!
by TheDeeMan - 01/22/2007 - 06:31
UPDATE! It's Gakk TV! All Gakk, all the time. He's in control of the horizontal, the vertical, and even worse--He's on every damned channel! Bringing alien invasion right into your livingrooms in HD "ET" TV! Hey, could be worse. It could be Donald Trump. G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
We control the horizontal, we control the vertical!!!
by TheDeeMan - 01/15/2007 - 06:57
UPDATE! While the Eden'sVille folks celebrate their victory over the Pod Critters, the broadcast airwaves are taken over by TV's newest Celeb-ET. Guess who? G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Demented!!!
by TheDeeMan - 01/08/2007 - 07:04
UPDATE! As Sam watches, Gakk prepares to bring alien invasion to primetime TV. My God. Is it sweeps week already?! G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.