Millikin to Bush: 'Just Kidding'
Submitted by Xaviar Xerexes on April 1, 2004 - 08:00
After years of criticism towards George Bush's dubbed War on Terrorism as well as his administration's policies and programs, Eric Millikin issued a notice to the U.S. president stating that all was meant in good humor.
"You know when I mocked Ready.gov's stupid website a few months back? I was just kidding about that, George, I recognize the inherent value of duct tape during crisis situations. And you know back when I called you Rumsfeld liars, and put your face on a spinning, hellspawn cube? Well, that was all a joke too. You know how it goes when you're doing a comic."
Millikin added, "You know what a comic is, right? Like 'Cathy'?"
Millikin then offered to patch things up "over a beer", but Bush declined, citing his 8pm bedtime.