Interesting and special
Submitted by RyanEstrada on December 14, 2008 - 04:54
TukTuk Driver (who is trying to pretend like he is not a TukTuk driver in order to lure me into a false sense of security and convince me to go on a city tour so he can force me into expensive stores that give him a commission for bringing me there): Yes! Sir! Where are you going?
Me: I'm just taking a walk.
TukTuk driver: Where to?
Me: That way.
TukTuk Driver: But there is nothing interesting or special that way!
Me: Perfect. I already saw all of the things that are interesting and special, so now I would like to see some things that are not interesting or special.
TukTuk Driver: If you go this way, you can see lucky Buddha, Standing Buddha...
Me: I already saw them. That's why I'm going this way. I travel so I can see what life is like in other countries. If I only see what is interesting or special, I never get to see normal life.
TukTuk Driver: So you want to see something not interesting or special? I can take you!
Me: You want to take me somewhere that is not interesting or special?
Me: Can you tell me what is intersting or special about this place we are in now?
TukTuk Driver: Nothing.
Me: Perfect, I'm already here.