Submitted by John C on September 11, 2009 - 01:00
Themestea: I think we may have something more compatible with your LIFESTYLE.
Jen: Whatâ€™s THAT supposed to mean? (To Roy) Does she think weâ€™re gay?
Roy: Well, in this age, homosexuality really wasnâ€™t considered to be much of aâ€”no, you know what? No. I donâ€™t think she thinks weâ€™re gay.
Alternate endings include Roy shooting torrents of hearts from his eyes and vomiting torrents of hearts from his mouth.