Skip to main content



Themestea: I think we may have something more compatible with your LIFESTYLE.

Jen: What’s THAT supposed to mean? (To Roy) Does she think we’re gay?

Roy: Well, in this age, homosexuality really wasn’t considered to be much of a—no, you know what? No. I don’t think she thinks we’re gay.

Alternate endings include Roy shooting torrents of hearts from his eyes and vomiting torrents of hearts from his mouth.