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The History of Everything According to the Movies

Submitted by Xaviar Xerexes on March 30, 2006 - 22:37

This is a cool if ubernerdish idea - a history of everything (fictious or real) as reported to us by the movies.

I love the way it starts off:

  • In the beginning... God created the heavens and the earth (The Bible)

  • A long time ago... Luke Skywalker and Han Solo lead a rebellion against the evil empire(Star Wars)
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Then...

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by Aleph - 03/31/2006 - 09:10

"First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it." -- Airplane