Hey all,

I have a comic called Bountiful Pleasures at
bountifulpleasures.com.

So why look at my comic? Hell, I don't know. But here are reasons why you SHOULDN'T look at my comic:

1) I often kick squirrels that are actually children dressed up like
squirrels in an Anne Geddes photograph to help get ideas about comedy,
and to understand the darkness of the human soul
2) I use slave labour. There are 500 South American children chained to
their sewing machines any given moment of the day working on this comic
3) I've never seen Good Will Hunting, and probably never will (what's
wrong with me?)
and
4) If you read the comic while holding the wizard's key during a full
moon while standing on the third gravestone from the right... nothing
happens.