Please reply before next Tuesday.
Submitted by Shepherd on July 8, 2008 - 10:35
Help me out here:
It is, theoretically speaking, Monday, July 1.
I tell you that, as part of our regional Ferret Devouring Days festival (celebrating the noble efforts of the pioneers to both rid our land of ferrets and maximize local foodstuffs), I am going to eat a ferret on television next Thursday, and I want [...]