Erg, as he is known on the web, was born youngest son of a poor gold miner ekeing out a living in the outer regions of Azeroth. His early days were marked with hardship, reading comics on pulped wood sheets, then burning them to keep warm. He and his family could not afford many comics because constant orc raids caused them to respawn regularly.  Through hard work, spawn camping, and the occasional "hacking" Erg was able to afford a ticket to the US, where he worked even harder as a student of economics in a Midwestern university. 24 years old, he is married to Mrs. Erg (who is none to thrilled about her last name), has a 2 year old Erg Jr. and is expecting Ergina at the end of the summer. He is now living in the Midwest, and reading "digital" comics on the "world wide web".