Aliens?! I was hoping for Jehovah's Witnesses!!!
Submitted by TheDeeMan on October 30, 2006 - 18:58
Starting today at GAAK Remember the good old days when invading aliens from outer space didn't knock, and the ringing of a doorbell only brought with it the man made horror of Jehovah's Witnesses? My how times have changed. When Kristen and little brother Sam answer the ringing at their front door they find some "thing" waiting for them that's out of this world. Ding-Dong! Don't answer that. "G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures". It's like "The Goonies" meets "The Invaders from Mars". Every Monday and Friday.
Operation: No Room at the Alien!!!
by TheDeeMan - 11/13/2006 - 14:29
UPDATE! The chance for a general to lead his army into battle to wrench the free world from the clutches of invading aliens from outer space comes along once, maybe twice in a lifetime. So General Patton hit the intergalactic jackpot. Now it's party time, George Lucas style. Next stop--Canada!!! G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Mondays and Fridays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
All alien abductions final without receipt!!!
by TheDeeMan - 11/10/2006 - 06:38
UPDATE! Kristen may need convincing that the possibility of aliens from outer space kidnapping her bratty little brother is actually a bad thing. And it just may be a bad thing--For the aliens, that is!!! G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Mondays and Fridays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
Encase of alien invasion--Break Glass!!!
by TheDeeMan - 11/06/2006 - 15:18
UPDATE! When it comes to alien invasion it's always safety first. Kristen and Sam never knew it would take giant slobbering aliens to finally put all their parents home fire drill practice to good use. Now if they can just find some practical use for "meat loaf wednesdays". G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Mondays and Fridays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
The MONSTER of all home invasions!!!
by TheDeeMan - 11/03/2006 - 06:32
UPDATE! Kristen and little brother Sam experience the monster of all home invasions. Don't you just hate it when invading aliens from outer space don't call before coming over? G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Mondays and Fridays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.