I love the fright night, I like to BOO!-gie!!!

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Starting today at G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures Ok, write this down. The only thing that aliens from outer space love more than invading unsuspecting planets and noshing on its people--Is neon. Lots and lots of neon. So, set your way back machines to warp speed. break out the old polyester suit, crank up the Bee Gee's--And lets BOO!-gie. "G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures" by Darryl Hughes and Monique MacNaughton. It's like "The Goonies" meets "The Invaders from Mars". Mondays and Fridays
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First alien anal probes and now (GASP!)--Polyester!!!

UPDATE! Just plain John Tra-volting! Hey, invading aliens from outer space should not love the nightlife OR like to boogie! I mean, polyester on top of anal probes? Where will the madness end?! G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Mondays and Fridays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
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Sorry. Double post. Dee G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Mondays and Fridays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
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Necess-"ET" is the mother of invention!!!

UPDATE! Zach and the Eden'sVille folks put their heads together and come up with a plan to give the aliens a "close encounter" they'll never forget. G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Mondays and Fridays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
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With a side order of lactose intolerance!!!

UPDATE! The Eden'sVille folks go on the offensive against the aliens, serving up a full course of whup-ass with a side order of lactose intolerance. G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Mondays Only.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
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COW-abunga, dude!!!

UPDATE! The Pod Critters try to escape a seeming tidal wave of cow juice, but busy little beavers Plato and Chubs have other ideas. G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
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Viva Las Venus, Baby!!!

UPDATE! The odds of 2 kids holding back 1000's of gallons of milk barrelling at them at tidal wave velocity are astronomical. So Plato and Chubs are going to Vegas, baby! G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
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A full days supply of Vitamin D--For "DESTRUCTION"!!!

UPDATE! Braced against a wall crumbling under the weight of 1000's of gallons of miLk, Plato and Chubs find out that the Vitamin D in milk stands for "DESTRUCTION"!!! G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
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OOPS!!!

Sorry. A bit of a double post problem. G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
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Don't start the invasion without us!!!

UPDATE! Apache attack helicopters for air support? 75 million. Tanks, jeeps, and APC mechanized units? 200 million. Simple GPS so that your lost ass makes it to Eden'sVille in time to stop the aliens from taking over the earth? Priceless. G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.
G.A.A.K: Groovy Ass Alien Kreatures It's like The Goonies meets The Invaders from Mars. Updates on Mondays.

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