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Full Name

James Spence

Where Am I?

Scotland

Homepage URL

http://www.drsheepandtheaardvark.co.uk

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http://www.drsheepandtheaardvark.co.uk

Biography

Without hestiation, the band cuts loose. Alone under a bright spotlight, his shadowy, bohemian figure is illuminated. He thrashes out a feverish wail from a beat-up guitar, from time to time snapping a string or a finger. His gyrating hips triggering the rest of his body into a delirious and decadent display of dazzling dance debauchery, as if he had swallowed a bouncy castle. Fuzzy hair cascading down his face over his specs, framing his princely, full-lipped face. He is James Spence, tight-trousered and ready for action. Wise beyond his years. Teenage girls go mad at the very sight of his curly, unkempt bonce. Throughout the known universe, that cat Spencey is selling out stadiums, fondling admirers, distressing all who see him, and unsettling psychologists the world over. Born in Kirkcaldy, Fife (population: dangerous) he was destined for great things from an early age. He stole his first guitar before he was even six weeks old. "I chewed on it for about year or two," he whispers. "Never did learn which end you're meant to blow into." Growing up, he gave no thought to a musical career, focussing on criminal activities and charity work. Yet Spencey was thrown into the world of music when, working as a Boobs Inspector, he was seized at gunpoint and frog-marched down to a recording studio in an ancient oriental temple. "It sounded like somebody beatin' up a panto horse," Spencey recalls. "However, the engineer seemed to dig it, told me I had a far out voice, and he might give me a ring sometime, if he can figure out how to use the phone." The rest as they say, is geography.

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