There’s this guy (let’s call him Mason West) who writes a column (let’s call it the Pulse) for a newspaper (let’s call it the Oregon Daily Emerald) who knows where it’s at. For example, he’s got the Internet nailed:
For all its glitz and glam and research-y usefulness, the Internet exists primarily for geeks and their self-indulgent activities.
This week, Mason gives us the low-down on this thing (let’s call it a “webcomic”) that he’s discovered recently.
Holy crap! Webcomics are ONLINE now? I’ve been behind the times!
*Goes to Circuit City and buys every computer component the clerk suggests*