By Frank Cormier
Games of Wit, Battles of Rhetoric, and the Art of ‘You Suck’
Hey you – yeah you with the nose.
You suck.
No, wait. Wait. Let me try that again.
You suck, like your momma on my d*** last night.
No, no, wait. Still not quite right.
You suck, like your momma on my d*** while your gf was giving her a tongue dive.
There.
Now I feel I have successfully refuted your position on Austin’s stance on the Sense-Datum Theory.
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Damonk’s Own Quickie Personal Webcomic Year In Review
2003. The Year of Stuff. One Year after 2002, and 365.23 Days before 2004.
Backwards, it would be 3002…
…which time-wise, would actually be forwards.
After having been exposed no doubt to the bajillions of other media’s own versions of Year In Reviewstravaganzas, it’s clearly obvious that the one thing you would now crave most would be to hear YET ANOTHER person’s own thoughts on the year.
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A few nights ago, while in a drug-filled haze (the prescription kind), I hopped online for what was supposed to be a few minutes to chat with my wife, only to be slapped across the face with the Holy Trout of Revelation. Continue Reading
There’s a word that’s been slipping from more and more reader and creator lips lately when it comes to webcomics. An "S" word.
To my mild surprise, it isn’t "suck".
Or "sh**".
Or "sloppy".
Or even some good ones like "stellar", "slick", "silly", "sausages", "snuffaluffagus", "sequential", or that frisky fan favorite, "sex". Continue Reading
It still surprises me to think of how my wife and I got together.
Homework For Webtoonists
Smell that?
That familiar lingering scent, the heady musk of worry and frustration at a summer that is dribbling away through your sweaty, sunburned, strawberry ice cream-stained fingers?
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Breasts. They are everywhere. Floating, bobbing, jiggling, drooping, pointing, teasing, taunting, terrifying…
Yes.
Terrifying.Breasts.
They are everywhere. Floating, bobbing, jiggling, drooping, pointing, teasing, taunting, terrifying…
Yes.
Terrifying.
Breasts have been known to induce confusion in some, inspire discomfort in others, and cause the rest to flee in fear or disgust. Who gets panicked by these, you may ask? Women, mostly. Some men, to boot. But why would a set of human glands be something frightening? How could they, designed for feeding children, and a leading cause for horny (mostly-)male eyestrain, be seen as something scary?
Easy – when they are drawn badly.
Before Cowboy Bebop‘s Spike, there was another crack-shot lonesome cowboy hunting bad guys and riding into the sunset. Years prior to Rei Ayanami dying her hair blue, a gaggle of little guys had already given themselves the full-body treatment.
The Best WebAward One Can Give is Link-Lovin’
Spring has sprung, the grass has ris’, I wonder where the birdies is?
Lining up to register for the WCCAwards, that’s where.
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