The Webcomic Blues
I got those webcomic blues, pretty baby,
And I got those webcomic blues.
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Got me a comic strip, it be on the net.
Got me a comic strip, it be on the net.
Free for everybody, ain’t helpin’ my debt.
Can’t draw for nuthin’, no one seems to mind.
Can’t draw for nuthin’, no one seems to mind.
Four panels, punch-line, jus’ another grind.
Feel like a junkie, always needing hits.
Feel like a junkie, always needing hits.
Just a hungry piglet lookin’ for them tits.
Gotta keep it funny, makin’ people laugh.
Gotta keep it funny, makin’ people laugh.
Don’t want no drama, visits gone in half.
There’s a bunch of people comin’ every other day.
There’s a bunch of people comin’ every other day.
Don’t know what they want, jus’ lookin’ for my pay.
Got me a message board, empty as my head.
Got me a message board, empty as my head.
Spent all day reloading, gonna get to bed.
I whine and beg for change, each and every strip.
I whine and beg for change, each and every strip.
Busy selling my pride for a goddamn tip.
Part of a com-mun-ity, with lot’sa differ’nt folk.
Part of a com-mun-ity, with lot’sa differ’nt folk.
Flame wars all the time, can’t breathe from all the smoke.
Can’t be having fun, drinking the night away.
Can’t be having fun, drinking the night away.
Chained to the PC, drawin’ the long all day.
Gonna be so famous, you just wait and see.
Gonna be so famous, you just wait and see.
Want me for conventions, I needs a hefty fee.
Oh honey child please don’t go, I swears I’m a different man.
Oh honey child please don’t go, I swears I’m a different man.
Updating all the time, gonna do the best I can.
Oh, I got me the hundred percent, feeling low-down, bad posturin’, carpel tunnel, blood-shot eyes, hemorrhoid poppin’, e-mail neglectin’ web-comic BLUUUUUES!!!
HyungSun Kim draws a webcomic.
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