Kevin Pease, creator of the webcomic Absurd Notions, pens the start of the next great intertubes meme with these scenes from Pulp Fiction filtered through Will Shakespeare.
UPDATE – and now there is the Pulp Bard wiki devoted to "the reconstruction of William Shakespeare’s play A Slurry Tale, which curiously resembles Quentin Tarantino’s film Pulp Fiction. There is no way to stop this from happening, so this wiki exists to ensure that it is done well, or as well as it can be."
V: And know’st thou what the French name cottage pie?
J: Say they not cottage pie, in their own tongue?
V: But nay, their tongues, for speech and taste alike
Are strange to ours, with their own history:
Gaul knoweth not a cottage from a house.
J: What say they then, pray?
V: Hachis Parmentier.