Hey Everyone and Your Mother!
Hey everyone and your mother â€“ fuck you!
Why can't I offend you?
I wish I could piss people off. I've had kids playing crucifixion, had God say that every religion was wrong â€“ I even said that God hates Danes â€“ and nothin'. I made fun of addiction. I've made every Canadian joke there is â€“ damned Canucks are too easy going, I guess. I just don't seem to be able to set people off.
Smurf Passover! Offended yet?
Recently, I implied that God creates us and then abandons us, and all I got were comments about God's infomercial sweater.
BoxJam has counseled his daughter that he uses beer to get him through tough times. Hey people â€“ that's crappy parenting â€“ and crappy parenting is offensive!
One of the most popular gags I've ever done is BoxJam hating the orange guy, mostly just for existing â€“ has anybody ever stopped and thought about that for half a minute?
All the cool webtoonists seem to be able to piss people off â€“ they've got their Jesus' peanut butter cups and their asshole terrorists aren't cowards and their frogs with erections and all kinds of cool stuff like that â€“ I bet on a dare, Scott Kurtz could post a strip that would have us all seething in 4 hours â€“ these guys have got it goin' on. I want to hang with them and toss back a couple beers and talk about how cool and misunderstood we are, â€“ 'cause you know that's what they do at their secret cool webtoonist meetings â€“ but I can't figure out what the fuck I've got to do to annoy somebody. Through my art, that is. I can't figure out how to annoy somebody through my art.
Hey, is anyone here from Australia? Next time, pay attention, and be pissed off!
Next month, I'm going to post a strip where I out-and-out say that everything you believe is wrong and laughable. I just want to belong.
BoxJam is a contributing columnist for Comixpedia.