From Our Senior Endurance Comics Reporter, Jack Ironpen:
“Xaviar, I’m standing here outside the small trailer where Ryan Estrada has spent 168 hours continuously creating a comic from scratch.”
“Jack, that’s amazing. How is he doing?”
“Well not good. First of all, he’s been sitting in a trailer the size of a walk-in closet for a week. Xaviar – that thing has no ventilation at all. It smells like a Cracker Barrel kitchen crossed with five old guys in a sauna. I think that, more than the one hour of sleep a day has destroyed Ryan’s beautiful mind.”
“Jack that doesn’t sound good – how is Ryan right now?”
“Well unfortunately, he’s still working on the comic. I think he’s at 180 hours now. He’s become obsessed with this and it may well lead to a bad end. Someone really ought to go in that trailer and slap him around or something.”
“Jack, maybe you should call-“
“Xaviar we’re the press. We can’t get involved, we just report. Besides that Estrada’s been eating Taco Bell all week – you really can’t underestimate the level of trailer reekage we’re talking about-“
“Thank you Jack!”
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